Welcome, Measle has been expecting you. It is a cold, dark night, so please come inside. Pull up a chair, and warm yourself by the fire. May I offer you something to drink? A glass of fine wine might take the chill from your bones...or perhaps warm blood is more to your liking? Do you find the candlelight in here relaxing, or is it too dim? Measle prefers the darkness. Don't worry, your eyes will adjust to it soon.
Measle will be with you soon. My master doesn't get much company. There are some that find his habits disgusting. Nonetheless, he does so love to have a stranger for dinner. Please don't mention the yellowness of his teeth or the dirt encrusted under his sharp, pointed claws. He can be quite sensitive at times, and we don't want to upset him. The consequences can be shocking!!
Until he arrives, why don't you tell me a little about yourself? Are you a vampire, witch, or any member of the undead? Have you been reincarnated? Are you a living person who has had some type of supernatural encounter? Please, tell me all about it! Measle would like to post some stories to share with future visitors.